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Friday, November 04, 2016

Answers to the Top 10 Questions that a Starship Captain Never Wants to Ask, Q1

1. If you didn't put the drones in the SP, where are they?

Well, Sir, the drones are in the scatterpack, but they don't have warheads. The Marine commander felt his boys weren't sufficiently serious abut training, so he borrowed some live nukes from the weapons officer and they didn't get put back before the, um, action started.

David Kass
(c) 2002 Amarillo Design Bureau, Inc. Captain's Log #25