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Friday, October 21, 2016

You Are So Bad at SFB that... (pt. 4)

You mark batteries destroyed when you use the power.

The only time your ship generates ECM is when it tumbles, which is amazingly often.

You avoid hexes with ships in them because you're afraid you're going to hit them.

You think a phaser-4 does less damage than a phaser-3 since the phaser-3 does less than the phaser-2 and the phaser-2 does less than the phaser-1.

Flying an unrefitted Federation DD, you order the photons to full overload.

-- Thanks to Dennis Bergendorf, Steven Petrick, Matthew Francois, David Beeson, Donald Miller, Daniel Zimmerman, Dennis Capone.

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