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Friday, October 14, 2016

You Are So Bad at SFB that... (pt. 3)

When the enemy rolled a "tractor" hit, you marked all of your tractors as destroyed.

When you doubled the left warp engine on your Orion Raider, you marked the whole engine destroyed.

You bought a whole Kzinti carrier fleet and then found out five minutes before the game that fighters and drone speed upgrades are not free.

You laughed at the Andromedan ship, since it did not have shields, and ordered your entire Marine force to transport over and capture it.

You agreed to fight the Tholians and told them to lay whatever web they wanted around their base After all, that traps them inside, right?

-- Thanks to Dennis Bergendorf, Steven Petrick, Matthew Francois, David Beeson, Donald Miller, Daniel Zimmerman, Dennis Capone.

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