101 Ways to Kill the B10, Part 4

31. Name Conan O'Brien as the Public Affairs Officer

32. Beam Madonna on board.

33. Tell the feminists that there are no female officers.

34. Get really lucky with the photons.

35. Tell it battleships can ignore minefields.

36. Send it alone to the Kzinti capital. It can handle it!

37. Tell the Conservatives that Hillary is the captain.

38. Let an ensign conduct unsupervised science experiments.

39. Put two B10s next to each other, and the gravitational stress will tear them both apart.

40. Make it the next site for Woodstock.


c. 1994, Amarillo Design Bureau, from Captain's Log #16