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Friday, July 25, 2014

101 Ways to Kill the B10, Part 3

21. Paint a female Space Dragon across the top of it.

22. Install X-technology and a positron flywheel.

23. Have Rodney King drive it through Los Angeles.

24. Start a rumor that the captain will go to war without approval from the Council.

25. Tell the crew that movies are going to be replaced with episodes of Webster.

26. Tell Oliver Stone the crew is conspiring against someone.

27. Have small mammals eat the eggs.

28. Assign construction to NASA.

29. Anchor it with six Gorn ships and unload plasma torpedoes.

30. Paint "The Emperor wears bunny slippers" on it just before the annual Klinshai naval parade.

c. 1994, Amarillo Design Bureau, from Captain's Log #16