Klingons: 101 Ways to Just Say "No!" to Attacking the Alliance, Part 7

61. I'm making an auto-documentary on the effects of sensory deprivation.

62. I'm making guest lists for my boarding parties.

63. I'm trying to remove my excess damage.

64. I have to rotate my shuttle bays.

65. I'm observing National Apathy Week.

66. Having that much fun gives me hives.

67. We invited the Gorns over for a barbecue.

68. I have to jog my memory.

69. My transporters need a transplant.

70. I'm going to get my tactical intelligence probed.

(to be continued)

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