THE TOP TEN THINGS
That Jean Sexton could
be doing if she were not working at ADB.
10. Teaching a course in creative writing a the local prison entitled "Prose & Cons."
9. NASA's new director of orbital food preparation.
8. Producer of a new TV show called "Menu Makeover" where she shows failing restaurants that customers don¹t' care about dining room décor but about interesting food that is prepared well.
7. Chief proofreader for Facebook.
6. Running a gourmet restaurant called "The Peppered Onion" which the Steves never visit.
5. Managing a dog daycare service complete with gourmet dog meals and adventure trail walks with two guys named Steve and the official Lead Dog Wolf.
4. Professional book review writer, including a list of the typos and other errors in each book.
3. Training marketing directors in how to "manage the narrative by managing your boss's access to the Internet."
2. Running a tavern called "The Oxford Comma."
1. Twitter editor for Donald Trump, in control of the "send" button.
10. Teaching a course in creative writing a the local prison entitled "Prose & Cons."
9. NASA's new director of orbital food preparation.
8. Producer of a new TV show called "Menu Makeover" where she shows failing restaurants that customers don¹t' care about dining room décor but about interesting food that is prepared well.
7. Chief proofreader for Facebook.
6. Running a gourmet restaurant called "The Peppered Onion" which the Steves never visit.
5. Managing a dog daycare service complete with gourmet dog meals and adventure trail walks with two guys named Steve and the official Lead Dog Wolf.
4. Professional book review writer, including a list of the typos and other errors in each book.
3. Training marketing directors in how to "manage the narrative by managing your boss's access to the Internet."
2. Running a tavern called "The Oxford Comma."
1. Twitter editor for Donald Trump, in control of the "send" button.
posted by Federation Commander at 2:20 AM
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