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Friday, February 10, 2017

Answers to the Top 10 Questions that a Starship Captain Never Wants to Ask, Q10

10. "You're using one of the seeking weapon control channels to steal pay TV?

Sir, we need the fire control and tracking computers to unscramble it so that seemed like the easiest way to feel them the signal. If you'd prefer, the engineers can probably rig up a secondary antenna in the next hour...

David Kass
(c) 2002 Amarillo Design Bureau, Inc. Captain's Log #25