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Friday, September 02, 2016

The Top 10 Things Every Captain Wants to Hear, pt. 1

10. The ISC are asking for political asylum.
9. I think we left Ensign what's-his-name on that last planet.
8. They just invented a new medal for you.
7. Ensign what's-his-name has requested a transfer.
6. The errata says we get two extra APRs.

(c) 2002 Amarillo Design Bureau, Inc. Captain's Log #24