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Friday, July 01, 2016

The Top 10 Questions a Captain Never Wants to Ask during a Battle, pt. 2

Thanks to Geoff Chard.

6. What do you mean "he went to the bathroom"?

7. If you're not using the UIM to aim the disruptors, then what are you using it for?

8. What do you mean "you're not sure" whether you launched the real or the pseudo plasma torpedoes?

9. You're using the stasis field generator to keep the vegetables fresh?

10. You're using one of the seeking weapon's control channels to steal pay trivideo?

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