The Texas Zone

Somewhere in a lonely office
There's a girl starting to realize
That east coast fate has turn its back on her
It's two A.M.

It's two A.M., the work is done
She's sitting here shakin', the ink's still warm
Maybe her proofreading is tired of checkin' morons

Yeah, there's a pen on the loose, bottles smackin' heads
Wrapped up in silence all the sense is dead
Cannot proofread, her whole life spins into a frenzy

Help, she's stepped into the Texas zone
This is a madhouse, should have stayed at home
Her starships been moved past the moon and star
Where is she to go now that she's gone too far?

Help, she's stepped into the Texas zone
This is a madhouse, should have stayed at home
Her starships been moved past the moon and star
Where is she to go now that she's gone too far?

She'll be in a rage
When the purple hits the page
She'll be in a rage
When the purple hits the page

She's falling into madness -- destination unknown
Double-crossed proofreader -- all alone
Can't get no respect, can't get reprieve
Where is Steve?

Well the pen weighs heavy on her shaking hand
This far from the promised land
When the purple comes
He'll know damn well he has been graded

Help, she's stepped into the Texas zone
This is a madhouse, should have stayed at home
Her starships been moved past the moon and star
Where is she to go now that she's gone too far?

Help, she's stepped into the Texas zone
This is a madhouse, should have stayed at home
Her starships been moved past the moon and star
Where is she to go now that she's gone too far?

She'll be in a rage
When the purple hits the page
She'll be in a rage
When the purple hits the page

When the purple hits the page

Help, she's stepped into the Texas zone
This is a madhouse, should have stayed at home
Her starships been moved past the moon and star
Where is she to go now that she's gone too far?

Help, she's stepped into the Texas zone
This is a madhouse, should have stayed at home
Her starships been moved past the moon and star
Where is she to go now that she's gone too far?

She'll be in a rage
When the purple hits the page
She'll be in a rage
When the purple hits the page

She'll be in a rage
When the purple hits the page
She'll be in a rage
When the purple hits the page


She'll be in a rage
When the purple hits the page
She'll be in a rage
When the purple hits the page

She'll be in a rage
When the purple hits the page
She'll be in a rage
When the purple hits the page

(parody by Steve Cole)