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Friday, September 11, 2015

Galactic Phone Booth, pt. 2

From Captain's Log #12:

How do you get 30 Tholians into a telephone booth?
Put a web around it and a Romulan out the outside.

How do you get 30 Orions into a telephone booth?
Tell them there's a profit in it.

How do you get 30 Hydrans into a telephone booth?
Tell them its a new fighter with six Gatlings.

How do you get 30 Andros into a telephone booth?
That's called an ASP, not a phone booth, silly.

How do you get 30 Lyrans into a telephone booth?
Tell them there are 30 Kzintis in it.


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