Galactic Phone Booth, pt. 1

From Captain's Log #12:

How do you get 30 Feds into a telephone booth?
Tell them there's a new life form to talk to.

How do you get 30 Klingons into a telephone booth?
Tell them it's Earth.

How do you get 30 Romulans into a telephone booth?
Install a cloak on it.

How do you get 30 Kzintis into a telephone booth?
Tell them there's something to eat in it.

How do you get 30 Gorns into a telephone booth?
You don't. You don't even try.


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