THE NEW SEASON ON THE ADB TV NETWORK (part 2)

Here's what's starting this fall (Part two of four)
    

UNDER THE DINER: Four unlikely dinner companions are trapped in the basement of a diner by a mysterious force field. They soon discover that they must all touch the glowing golden onion in order to get a waiter to bring them food. Since the two  men are allergic to onions and touching an onion causes burns to their fingers, all four of them may all starve. In tonight's episode, they must touch the onion to open the restrooms.
    

THE LAST PLANE: A B-52 is on its way back from a bomb run over Afghanistan when a virus sweeps over the world killing people (or maybe turning them into zombies, you'll find out for sure in Episode Three). The crew lands on the Azores to pick up the pretty British scientist who sets up her lab in the bomb bay and studies airborne viruses. In tonight's episode, the pilot gets radio messages that his wife is safe on Mount McKinley while his girlfriend is safe on Tahiti.
    

DECEPTION: As a prank, the protagonist tricks the police into thinking that he's a world-renowned expert in psychology, and ends up with a permanent consulting job. He can't quit the job without revealing the prank (and going to jail), but has his internet-savvy girlfriend create a false persona for him. In tonight's episode, the police ask him to investigate a terrorist threat to an aircraft carrier, and we discover that the protagonist is afraid of water.
    

CENTIPEDE: "How did you know that al Qaeda would try to infiltrate the US by hijacking a crab fishing boat in the Bering Sea?" the head of Homeland Security asked the group of game designers from the Centipede unit. "Because we did it in our game and it worked," said the chief designer.
    

AGENTS OF KLINGON: Flying their stealth Federation Express ship around the Federation, these secret Klingon agents use a combination of chutzpah, technology, and raw courage. In this episode, they destroy the Federation's research project for a stasis field generator, involve the chief engineer in a scandal over Fralli porn, and cause a stock market crash.