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Friday, May 23, 2014

The Galactic Phone Booth

Just a few ...

Q: How do you get 30 Feds into a telephone booth?

A: Tell them there's a new life form to talk to.

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Q: How do you get 30 Klingons into a telephone booth?

A: Tell them it's Earth.

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Q: How do you get 30 Romulans into a telephone booth?

A: Install a cloak on it.

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Q: How do you get 30 Gorns into a telephone booth?

A: You don't. You don't even try.

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Q: How do you get 30 Lyrans into a telephone booth?

A: Tell them there are 30 Kzintis in it.

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Q: How do you get 30 Seltorians into a telephone booth?

A: Tell them there is a Tholian hiding inside.

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Q: How do you get 30 Frax into a telephone booth?

A: Don't build the booth. Only imagine one.

From Captain's Log #12, c1993.