TOP TEN NEW YEARS RESOLUTIONS FROM THE SFU

1. Rid the galaxy of the Tholian menace! (the DSF)

2. Keep the peace in the Alpha Octant! (the ISC, HA! Like that'll happen!)

3. Conquer the galaxy (the Romulans, of course..)

4. The final and total extermination of the Lyrans! (the Kzintis)

5. The final and total extermination of the Kzintis! (the Lyrans)

6. "Peace" through Commerce… (the Federation)

7. Death to the Klingons! (the Hydrans)

8. Peace through Plasma!!!! (the Gorns)

9. Kill them ALL!!! (the Andros,  the Juggernauts, and the rest of the Deep Space Nasties)

And last but certainly not least (and the only one likely to happen)... 

10. It doesn't matter, either way we will find a way to profit and thrive! (the Orions!!!)

Thanks to Chris Thomas for these.