Answers to the Top 10 Questions that a Starship Captain Never Wants to Ask, Q5

5. "If the pilots are still on the ship, who is flying the fighters?"

Sir, the pilots and engineers got into a bit of a disagreement over who required more training and more bravery, so in order to prove who it was, the two groups dared each other to exchange jobs for this battle.


David Kass
(c) 2002 Amarillo Design Bureau, Inc. Captain's Log #25