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Friday, July 29, 2011

Klingons: 101 Ways to Just Say "No!" to Attacking the Alliance, Part 4

31. My plot to take over the galaxy is thickening.

32. My phaser capacitors need charging.

33. I left my crew in the other ship.

34. I have to give nuisance lessons to the Orions.

35. I'm learning to speak Andromedan.

36. The last time I said "yes," I never came back.

37. I have to answer all my "Occupant" letters.

38. The covers on my torpedoes don't match.

39. I dropped a penny in a black hole and I'm waiting to see how long it is before it hits bottom.

40. I'm having my crew neutered.

(to be continued)

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