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Friday, June 03, 2011

101 Ways to Kill the B10, Part 6

51. Send the Kzinti version of a swarm at it.

52. Tell the Gorns that you can't build a B10 without breaking eggs. Lots of eggs.

53. Displace it into a planet.

54. Three squadrons of Stinger-2s should do it.

55. Fifteen Hydran Cuirassiers did it just fine.

56. Impound it for exceeding the warp speed limits.

57. Tell the Seltorian Hive Ship that it's a Tholian colony.

58. Paint it red and assign it as security for the Enterprise.

59. Make it the site for the next Tailhook Party.

60. Tell the Orions if they can steal it, they can keep it.

c. 1994, Amarillo Design Bureau, from Captain's Log #16