101 Ways to Kill the B10, Part 1

Let's take a look at some of the ways.

#1. Tell the media it serves buttered popcorn on media nights.

#2. Tell the crew the popcorn is being replaced with healthy alfalfa sprouts.

#3. Transport tribbles into the engine room.

#4. Dare it to chase the Millennium Pelican through asteroids.

#5. Tell the Klingon EPA that it runs on leaded dilithium.

#6. Force the crew to read The Kzinti in the Hat.

#7. Schedule it for conversion to a mauler.

#8. Have it built at a Yugo plant.

#9. Tell Congress it is Space Station Freedom.

#10. Flush all the toilets at once while the Emperor is in the shower.


c. 1994, Amarillo Design Bureau, from Captain's Log #16