Romulan and Kzinti Bumper Stickers

Romulan BattleHawk:

If you can read this, I am in really big trouble.

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Romulan King Eagle:

NOW YOU SEE ME, NOW YOU DON'T.
NOW YOU SEE ME, NOW YOU'RE DEAD.

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Kzinti Battlecruiser:

I'll bet YOU taste good on toast!

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Kzinti Scatter-Pack

THIS SIDE TOWARD ENEMY