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Friday, May 24, 2013

Answers to the Top 10 Questions that a Starship Captain Never Wants to Ask, Q8

8. What do you mean "you're not sure" whether you launched the real or the pseudo plasma torpedoes?

Sir, does it make a difference? I thought both were designed to chase the pesky Gorn away while we engaged the cloaking device. Didn't you read the manufacturer's latest disclaimers?

David Kass
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