Answers to the Top 10 Questions that a Starship Captain Never Wants to Ask, Q3

3. Why is the cook leading the Marines?

Errr, Sir, he isn't leading them, unless you count being in front leading. I believe he feels the enemy will be more merciful than the Marines after what he served them for lunch.

David Kass
(c) 2002 Amarillo Design Bureau, Inc. Captain's Log #25