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Friday, March 01, 2013

You Are So Bad at SFB that... (pt. 1)

You think that drones are free. They must be, since you launch the whole rack every turn and it automatically reloads.

You think PFTs come with free PFs.

You think scouts can only use one of their sensors at a time.

You think that photons are seeking weapons.

You think that the word "varies" on the photon overload table means you roll two dice to determine the damage.

-- Thanks to Dennis Bergendorf, Steven Petrick, Matthew Francois, David Beeson, Donald Miller, Daniel Zimmerman, Dennis Capone.

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